Kids eat fish sticks all the time. This is how John prefers his. On a corn tortilla, topped with baby arugula and cherry tomatoes. And some mayo for dip. The kid loves to dip. Pretty sure he got it from his cousin Jax who would eat an entire meal of just dips in tiny ramekins if he was allowed.
So if you want to be as on point as the chubbiest chef out there spice up your fish sticks with some organic produce and promptly throw it on the floor and feed it to the dog.
Baby John out. Nap time.